
Ok, let us lay something out and be absolutely clear about it. I love the Gorillaz. Like there is no other. I’ve listened to D-Sides more times than I have said good morning to beautiful women… significant. Their new album is out now, get it on
here! ”WAIT A MINUTE” you say, “what if it’s terrible!?”. It’s not. It’s so so so not. ”Prove it” you respond in time, like an expert fencer parrying in trice. EN GARDE!
Our new venture into the works of 2D, Noodles, Murdoc and Russel begin with a very very mellow track. We get a pleasant orchestral intro followed by none other than the Boss Dawg, the Doggfather himself, Snoop Dogg. Say whaaaaat?! Yes, oh yes. and it’s about to get better. What is the last thing you would expect to follow an appearance by such rap loyalty? Oh, The National Orchestra for Arabic Music and some brit rappers? BOOM, Gorillaz delivers. Finally in Rhinestone Eyes we are graced, and in being so blessed our ascent into musical clouds begins with a greeting at the pearly gates of audio heaven. Who is this glorious being greeting us? Why, none other than 2D! And off we go…
From here the album spirals off the beaten path to a mixture of acoustic mellowdies and techno-boppy upbeat potential remix club bangers (say that three times fast, you know Russel could). Sometimes even in the same 4 minutes of a track (see Empire Ants (feat. Little Dragon). And immediately afterwards we get a load of super fuzzy bass and Murdoc’s incomprehensible moaning “Where’s north from here?”. How can you not be enjoying this by now?!

Mos Def, De La Soul, and even Lou Reed stop by on our auditory journey. And, when your head is spinning, your ear drums pounding from this welcome assault? Cloud of Unknowing brings our delicious roller coaster of sounds to a calm, wondrous finish, Bobby Womack and sinfonia ViVA do it right. BUT WAIT! What’s that, you say? You bought the deluxe version? Well ho ho ho, what’s this? Three extra tracks? Oh Man! Pirate Jet (also included in the normal version of the album), Pirate’s Progress and Three Hearts, Seven Seas, Twelve Moons give us more of this same halting, boop filled eccentric horror show that we have been enjoying up until now. The Gorillaz have certainly returned, and what a triumphant return it is after too long in hibernation at Kong Studios. The album delivers, in the same unpredictable way the first two have defined music for us in the past.
My only complaint, yes, yes, there is one. Where is my ultra-catchy track? Where’s the thing I’m going to be humming to myself over the course of the next year endlessly? I don’t see it. Stylo, the first track to have a video made for it is very very good, but, as much as I absolutely enjoy Mos Def’s lyrical stylings, I’m not sure about it being that top 10 Billboard hit. We will see how the masses recieve it, maybe this is the album that’s not going to be played to death on the airwaves, and maybe, just maybe, that’s a good thing. Only time can tell… until then, enjoy your days sunning on the Plastic Beach.